Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
