Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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