What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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