Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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