i just google imaged poop.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Pants are for mortals
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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