ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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