I wannas sexs uuuuu
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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