I CAN MOONWALK!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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