another moral hangover. fuck.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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