I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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