idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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