Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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