So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
