Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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