we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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