The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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