Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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