I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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