Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Drunk is not a location!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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