Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Randomize
