it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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