do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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