This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
