love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I skipped work to stalk him.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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