doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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