Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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