Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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