And the cops told us we were all naked.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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