He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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