You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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