Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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