The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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