Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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