Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
