Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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