her vagine was all disorganized.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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