with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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