butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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