last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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