You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
bring money and cleavage
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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