I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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