Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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