saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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