At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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