dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
stop calling my apartment porn island.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Randomize
