My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Who died my cat blue again?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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