He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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