Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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