508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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