but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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